@ 21:45tweeted, "RT @dvntownsend: My only real upset right now is that I too, wish someone would tell the singer from Papa Roach 'he's fine'. He's losing ..."
@ 21:42tweeted, "@O2 well deserved. Now about your phone network...."
@ 19:29tweeted, "@byrnereese + "that someone else has already done""
@ 18:07tweeted, "Watching In the Night Garden: 37. Upsy Daisy Kisses Everything via #tunerfreemce"
@ 14:01tweeted, "RT @eddstrawF1: @rubarrichello You now need a new t-shirt that also says you were more successful in British F3 than the Stig!"
@ 11:46tweeted, "@mattcooke_uk trying to be a 27yr old first time buyer in Guildford is nigh on impossible. Only option is to move away."
@ 11:44tweeted, "@christopherward Revealing the identity whilst still in the post negatively impacts the character and breaks a contractual obligation."
@ 09:19tweeted, "@christopherward how can a character created by someone not be their IP? I'll go make my own Dr Who program shall I?"
@ 08:50tweeted, "@christopherward @pierskarsenbarg the character called 'The Stig' is their IP and revealing the identity is going to impact negatively on it"
@ 08:42tweeted, "@christopherward disagree. Protection of their IP, brand worth a lot to BBC WW, enforcement of contractual obligations, among others reasons"
@ 08:15tweeted, "Ben Collins is a twat. I won't be buying his book, should have resigned and been replaced first, then mystery of 'current' Stig remains."
@ 23:17tweeted, "In switching off basic auth, @twitter have managed to break their own widgets, and most others. Nice work chaps... http://bit.ly/29jWKs"
@ 18:19tweeted, "RT @NASA_Hubble: Helium walks into a bar. Bartender says "We don't take kindly to Noble Gasses here." Helium doesn't react."
@ 18:04tweeted, "Watching In the Night Garden: 35. The Pontipines Find Igglepiggle's Blanket via #tunerfreemce"
28 Aug 2010
@ 18:08tweeted, "Watching In the Night Garden: 12. Jumping for Everybody via #tunerfreemce"
@ 16:31tweeted, "@rich_w added you on dopplr. Don't really go anywhere tho!"
@ 13:05tweeted, "@5LiveF1 not on freeview at the moment. Red button just links to sport home, channel 301 saying F1 but showing news loop."
@ 13:00tweeted, "@5LiveF1 is your commentary supposed to be on red button? Currently looping sports news update."
@ 12:10tweeted, "The cunts strike again; hood ornament number 2 stolen within 3 months. Guildford's a lovely place isn't it?"
@ 10:32tweeted, "@eddstrawF1 FP3 onboards showing ferarri wing dipping less, but still dipping. Not decided about RB wing tho, not seen enough yet."
27 Aug 2010
@ 21:15tweeted, "@wilw he didn't write it either, saw it weeks ago."
@ 18:26tweeted, "@robmanuel scrawl on in marker 'because they taste so good'"
@ 18:24tweeted, "@eddstrawF1 so far replays show them magically not flexing as much on track, even tho they've apparently made no modifications..."
@ 15:52tweeted, ""my legs need to be a little tighter, they look a bit loose" - I'd say so love. #cbeebiesinnuendo"
@ 09:50tweeted, "Spa in the rain... Looks just like the f1 2010 game demos! Can't wait for that..."
@ 08:19tweeted, "Tenner to whoever goes and bundles Carol into the mud in the middle of a broadcast. #BBC"
@ 08:16tweeted, "@rich_w i had no idea they were a separate agency, always thought they were employed by/volunteering for the charity."
26 Aug 2010
@ 23:09tweeted, "@pierskarsenbarg iplayer it, was the first item. Basically how much the agencies get paid."
@ 23:08tweeted, "Pro tip: save time and money on expensive detox diets by getting the winter vomiting virus. You'll be clean through in 48 hours!"
@ 22:41tweeted, "I hated chuggers before, I hate them more now. #newsnight"
@ 21:56tweeted, "RT @rubarrichello: T-Shirt 300: To win, you have to retweet this message. There are 5 at total, and the result will be August 30th. More ..."
@ 21:23tweeted, "@mthacks can't wait for the 'Futurer version' ;)"
@ 21:13tweeted, "@bengoldacre try winkey+tab on your win7 or vista pc. Use scroll wheel for uber fun!"
@ 14:52tweeted, "Clearly never heard of VAC, Valve, Steam or Team Fortress then http://bbc.in/dyDqQc Why do most "technology reporters" have no idea? #bbc"
@ 07:37tweeted, "That save water ad is quite powerful, but until the water companies are mandated to lose less to leaks, what's the point?"
25 Aug 2010
@ 17:11tweeted, "@BBCLondonNews no dog breed is inherently dangerous, it is how they are trained and treated. It's the owners at fault."
@ 17:09tweeted, "RT @b3ta_links: Add spooge and turn into a gif - stat!: Robot pairing socks. Definitely NOT a prototype masturbateatron! http://f1a.me/b1-g7"
@ 13:39tweeted, "@bobbyllew only found out recently that Merc have hybrids and they're cheaper than the petrol versions! Also new fuel-cell cars soon."
@ 13:35tweeted, "RT @GaryDelaney: Fun idea: Not got kids? Hire a babysitter anyway, say kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. On your return ask wh ..."
@ 21:57tweeted, "RT @SethMacFarlane: I support the right of the Jedi to build a temple, but does it have to be two blocks from the ruins of the Death Star?"
@ 20:23tweeted, "To buy the Logitech Z5500 or not? Hmmmm."
@ 17:53tweeted, "Watching In the Night Garden: 97. Ninky Nonk or Pinky Ponk via #tunerfreemce"
21 Aug 2010
@ 21:29tweeted, "Maybe it wasn't the pumpkin. We have a very poorly Henry. There isn't a room in the house that hasn't been sicked in."
@ 19:22tweeted, "@rich_w also, I reckon a lot of people struggle to visualise large areas, I can see this being integrated into news site on some stories"
@ 19:21tweeted, "@rich_w but obviously no one else had. I like that the BBC are experimenting with new tech in the public domain."
@ 19:18tweeted, "Found out the old fashioned way that Henry is allergic to pumpkin."
@ 17:59tweeted, "RT @billprady: I sure wish iPods would give you a choice to use the "album artist" field instead of "artist" when you search by artist."
@ 17:59tweeted, "@rich_w why not? You're right, you are getting old :P"
@ 13:17tweeted, "Dear Apple, let me choose my own text message tone, it's the only reason I jailbreak. #itsmyphonedamnit"
@ 13:05tweeted, "RT @davidschneider: Wow! RT @planetjedward Just realised life's a meaningless series of random events we try to shape into a truth. Go us!"
@ 13:05tweeted, "The music on Waybuloo is seriously hypnotic. H's not interested but I'm transfixed."
@ 19:47tweeted, "Under counter Fridge going free to a good home, or even a bad one for that matter, we just want rid of it."
@ 18:05tweeted, "Watching In the Night Garden: 26. Igglepiggle Looks for Upsy Daisy and Follows Her Bed via #tunerfreemce"
19 Aug 2010
@ 22:29tweeted, "RT @DaveGorman: Please text GIVE to 70707 to donate to @decappeal for the Pakistan Flood Disaster. (Costs £5+standard network text) http ..."
@ 22:28tweeted, "@pierskarsenbarg no, they are castrated by being snipped between balls and penis and then sucking the testicles out, leaving empty sack."
@ 18:08tweeted, "Watching In the Night Garden: 28. Runaway Og-Pog via #tunerfreemce"
@ 16:43tweeted, "RT @wilw: I'll say it again: DRM and content restriction only punishes honest people, and does nothing to stop piracy, for fuck's sake."
18 Aug 2010
@ 19:57tweeted, "@tomscott you're on telly again. Would never have heard of only connect without you tweeting about it all the time, now I love it!"
@ 18:05tweeted, "Watching In the Night Garden: 47. Upsy Daisy's Tiring Walk via #tunerfreemce"
17 Aug 2010
@ 22:47tweeted, "Sam = twat. He makes Corin look intelligent. #bb11"
@ 20:09tweeted, "Charity I work with needs a new website design and nothing on the template sites I've browsed catches me, any designers do charity work?"
@ 19:59tweeted, "@wrighty Hot standby at the moment, next week will be covering automatic failover with heartbeat. Our concern is availability not load yet"
@ 17:22tweeted, "Watching Timmy Time: 21. Timmy the Train via #tunerfreemce"
@ 07:54tweeted, "@botherer mine tends to nuzzle against my mouse hand the lie directly across my keyboard. He's trying to help."
12 Aug 2010
@ 22:50tweeted, "@KirstieMAllsopp was it about huntingdon's? Was on at 9am today, bit too much to handle that early in the morning!"
@ 21:42tweeted, "RT @piwik: Official Piwik Mobile apps now available for iPhone and Android. Thanks to Stefan Giehl and Thomas Steur. Watch for an upcomi ..."
@ 19:28tweeted, "@startipsy not a follower but saw it retweeted by @BenMcCauley. I am a PC gamer wot lives all up in the Guildford, or something like that."
@ 11:16tweeted, "@stephenfry as I sysadmin I want to insult BB users, it's server software is beyond rubbish."
11 Aug 2010
@ 20:25tweeted, "Are you really laughing your ass off or are you just smirking at your own inane comment?"
@ 12:40tweeted, "Successfully added database schema versioning and auto update of production machines via SVN. Pretty pleased with myself for that one :)"
@ 11:11tweeted, "@cr3 bloody good idea, stops any infected machines getting your ip listed as spam. Only stops you doing telnet smtp tests via your machine."
10 Aug 2010
@ 20:22tweeted, "@plasticmind I've seen that on a uk newspaper site. Really annoying!"
@ 20:13tweeted, "RT @rackcloud: Thanks to our Beta customers that tested our Cloud Servers for Windows, now in production w/ a SLA & new features- http:/ ..."
@ 19:51tweeted, "RT @hermioneway: If there's one thing you watch today let it be this: Girl quits her job on white board, emails entire office http://tin ..."
@ 11:41tweeted, "@lilyroseallen free dentistry and prescriptions whilst your preggers tho! :)"
@ 11:31tweeted, "RT @dixcart: New Blog Post: IPTables / Firewall set up for clusters - Upon creation, most Rackspace Cloud Servers have a complete... htt ..."
@ 07:48tweeted, "RT @wilw: Dear Freetards: Don't be a dick. My best, Wil."
@ 22:10tweeted, "@bobbyllew "This week on 'How do they do it', we find out how documentaries about manufacturing processes are made""
@ 21:54tweeted, "@madeupstats and 64% of them also suffer terribly with memory leaks."
@ 21:52tweeted, "RT @thinkgeek: 35 CPU-years later, we know for sure: no Rubik's Cube position needs >20 moves to solve. Mathy goodness: http://j.mp/b ..."
@ 19:43tweeted, "Week 2: Master-Master replication. Week 3 : Load balancing it with HAProxy. Week 4: Tieing it all together with MySQL Cluster underneath."
@ 19:41tweeted, "A 4 week series of articles on high availability MySQL in the cloud coming on @dixcart blog. Written weeks 1 and 4, iptables tomorrow am."
@ 19:38tweeted, "@wrighty check out the beta for @springloops v2, self hosted on a vm and looking awesome. Will tidy up your dev process no end."
@ 15:44tweeted, "@pierskarsenbarg depends what's needed where, especially with cloud servers. I still prefer a GUI tho ;)"
@ 13:16tweeted, "5 ssh windows open, writing guides for @dixcart blog about MySQL clusters, load balancing and iptables. Fun fun fun!"
@ 15:06tweeted, "@DuncanBannatyne I'm a new parent that (still) smokes. Never in the house, or in the car with little one. Anyone who does is selfish."
@ 15:03tweeted, "@tonyfernandes holiday packages (the term package holiday is so 90s!). You should get Murray Walker to shout "GO AIRAISIAGO" :)"
@ 14:18tweeted, "Man driving his remote control truck (with sound effects) leave his wife and daughter to carry massive coolbox. Gotta love the British male."
@ 13:20tweeted, "Oh no, only gone and BP'd the boot of my car."
@ 09:10tweeted, "RT @F1Lite: 2010 under the OLD POINTS SYSTEM: Hamilton 65, Webber 63, Vettel 61, Button 59, Alonso 57. Pretty incredible after twelve ra ..."
@ 09:08tweeted, "@bobbyllew hmmm, sounds like FB are getting more shady every day. First day they ask me for CC details is the day I close my account!"
7 Aug 2010
@ 19:30tweeted, "@bobbyllew Facebook has never asked for a credit card before, beware it's not a hacked site! Check the URL is correct."
@ 19:28tweeted, "The girl off of Flight of the Conchords is on 101 ways to blah blah blah."
@ 15:30tweeted, "My last.fm recommended radio is absolutely on fire today. Sublime instrumental prog metal is the order of the day. (fixed auto correct!)"
@ 10:47tweeted, "Wow, the gadget show really is utter tosh, isn't it? The presenters have been doing this for so long but still know nothing."
6 Aug 2010
@ 13:16tweeted, "@christopherward I don't get the fuss over Pakistan either. They *do* export terrorism. Where are AQ based these days? Pakistan....."
@ 13:14tweeted, "RT @christopherward: Clegg and Cameron have both said gay blood ban should end. Andy Burnham says it should stay. Same old Labour."
@ 08:43tweeted, "Got a severe Weetabixing from @minibenson this morning."
@ 11:01tweeted, "RT @tgtgsurrey: Thursday already, whats for lunch? Ham, egg & skinny chips at Ha Ha with 25% off. Score. I love you Offer Card. http://t ..."
@ 08:36tweeted, "@Jamesallenonf1 hold on, rubens has all 4 wheels over the white lines and is therefore off the track, he should have given the place back :P"
4 Aug 2010
@ 22:22tweeted, "@fpshouter if you've still not got them I can email better details tomorrow. Had similar with many games."
@ 22:19tweeted, "@fpshouter right-click files and/folder, security tab. Check there's nothing in there that's gobledygook. Which windows ver?"
@ 19:48tweeted, "@fpshouter check permissions don't reference the user account on the old PC. Can you open them without elevating?"
3 Aug 2010
@ 21:24tweeted, "@bobbyllew register for Telephone Preference Service, then when they still call get lots of details from them, £5k fine if you report them!"
@ 13:16tweeted, "@immaculateuk yup, and heard the ads. Didn't know it was so fast. Discount? :)"
@ 12:59tweeted, ""Fair enough, people died. But they must have deserved it." - Theresa, Weybridge. Lost for words... http://bit.ly/bBlqxJ #moat"
@ 07:26tweeted, "How can all these people not know what kWh means? Have they *never* looked at their bills before? (@bbcbreakfast)"
1 Aug 2010
@ 16:19tweeted, "RT @redbullf1spy: Saw replay of Rube V Schu: Guy spends 5 years holding the door open for you; you repay that by trying to bury him in a ..."
@ 16:17tweeted, "RT @f1wired: @rubarrichello Schumi should be banned for 1 race! I admire u for having the balls not to lift ! #f1"
@ 15:20tweeted, "@JRobertsF1 from the clip the safety car wasn't coming in, it was at the end of the pit straight when he was at the start."
@ 14:04tweeted, "Go go @aussiegrit! Hopefully Nandos and Cry Baby will take each other out. #f1"
@ 13:51tweeted, "Ha ha, Vettel sounded like he was gonna cry. Spoilt child that one. #f1"
@ 09:34tweeted, "@wrighty next you'll be tweeting what happens at the end of Titanic."
@ 14:26tweeted, "Christian Horner lead the charge against double diffusors last year, but doesn't like the attention on his flexi front wings. #f1"
@ 13:04tweeted, "RT @davidschneider: Lets not let Joe McEldery steal the limelight. Join my Facebook group to make Rage Against the Machine come out as gay."
30 Jul 2010
@ 13:38tweeted, "@bungledb They're making it too easy today!"
@ 13:22tweeted, "“@clubforce: adrian just caught behind a virgin” lucky Adrian! #f1"
@ 13:20tweeted, "“@OfficialMGP: #F1 Nico mentioning vibrations in his helmet” Fnar fnar #f1"
@ 11:39tweeted, "I don't get how you can clearly see Red Bull's front wing flex, which is illegal, but because it passed tests it's ok. Inadequate tests? #f1"
@ 20:50tweeted, "Why do pedestrians frequently walk behind a car with it's reversing lights on that is ACTUALLY MOVING BACKWARDS? #stupidpeople"
27 Jul 2010
@ 18:38tweeted, "Was asked today if a hand-written fax (delivered as PDF) contained a virus. #fail"
26 Jul 2010
@ 22:02tweeted, "@f1wired I think it's also about a day's salary for Nandos"
@ 14:00tweeted, "As Julian Assange suggested in his conference, making a list of the highest kills by team is easy on the data http://gist.github.com/490510"
@ 10:41tweeted, "'We made no attempt to check the accuracy of the story before publication' - Daily Star. Do they ever? http://bit.ly/cuHp1D"
@ 07:20tweeted, "@MikeGascoyne it was Alonso's idea. He couldn't get passed on his own so complained to his team, who bent over and took one for him."
25 Jul 2010
@ 19:36tweeted, "'Ferrari International Assistance' couldn't find a way to get them out of it, so issue token fine and pass on to WMSC. #f1 #cheaters"
@ 19:06tweeted, "Every other sport has severe penalties for result fixing, so why does half the #f1 paddock think it's fine?"
@ 17:20tweeted, "RT @sniffpetrol: A better code would have been 'Let the MOANING LITTLE CUNTBAG GO PAST'"
@ 17:08tweeted, "So team orders are banned unless you're Ferrari, right? #f1 #wasoutearlier"
@ 10:10tweeted, "RT @wilw: If you ambush and relentlessly harass ANYONE who is tired and just wants to go home to sleep, you are, by definition, a dick."
@ 10:09tweeted, "Disappointed in Susannah Reid, this 'sunday morning live' feels more like a trashy tabloid/ITV show."
@ 13:10tweeted, "This is a new one on me, reading a book whilst driving. After this she put her book down to make a call... http://tweetphoto.com/34180516"
@ 07:51tweeted, "@grrrjames young knives were stage 2 and 10cc stage 1, so not bad from us. Thanks."
@ 02:09tweeted, "My #guilfest packdown is done, but still loads of crew working hard. Hope everyone who enjoyed the festival appreciates their efforts."
@ 19:19tweeted, "Ended up mixing for Arthur Brown and Mungo Jerry, who were awesome in very different ways. #guilfest"
@ 17:38tweeted, "They all mocked me for bringing a rug for the sound tent, now Hawkwind need a drum carpet. Who's laughing now, eh? #guilfest"
@ 11:38tweeted, "@CooksterC most useful member of crew all weekend."
16 Jul 2010
@ 23:00tweeted, "I am 200 yards from my house, but I just paid £6 for a burger. Must be #guilfest"
@ 22:42tweeted, "RT @jimrossignol: Man spends fifty years cracking knuckles of one hand, but not the other. Notes "no apparent differences" between them: ..."
@ 17:00tweeted, "@jasonperryrock congrats. Sons are awesome for dads! Less worry than daughters :)"
@ 09:46tweeted, "EQing in the wind is hard, but the @tgtgsurrey stage at @guilfest is sounding pretty spanking."
15 Jul 2010
@ 23:28tweeted, "@guilfest website's been down all day! Need emergency hosting? Let me know!"
@ 14:13tweeted, ""It looks like iPhone 4 might be their [Apple's] Vista" - Microsoft COO Kevin Turner"
@ 14:06tweeted, "@DuncanBannatyne When on the radio, the organiser wasn't anonymous any more. Does that afford her more opportunity to say such twaddle?"
@ 13:59tweeted, "@pierskarsenbarg agree with that, but with reduced numbers. "If everyone's special then no-one is""
@ 13:57tweeted, "@pierskarsenbarg Arguably, nursing is more valuable than economics, so make them pay more? How a bout a degree in golf management?"
@ 13:48tweeted, "@pierskarsenbarg "in favour" too strong a word. Better than current, yes."
@ 13:45tweeted, "@pierskarsenbarg That's what I said, so level 1 IT support pays same as GP for example, how is that more fair than new proposals?"
@ 13:37tweeted, "@pierskarsenbarg so those earning not very much pay exactly the same as those earning loads? Yeah, much better that way..."
@ 13:24tweeted, "@pierskarsenbarg you do realise it's instead of up-front fees right? So you pay the same, just through PAYE instead of getting into debt."
@ 11:27tweeted, "@robmanuel you must be holding it wrong. Clearly your fault, not a defect in the product, no way!"
@ 11:24tweeted, "@CooksterC wish I was there! Should be onsite between half 6 and 7. Reckon they'll let me bring the dog?"
@ 07:47tweeted, "RT @richardsf1: Ferrari has been blatantly exposed for lying to the public regarding the Alonso drive-through penalty circumstances. htt ..."
14 Jul 2010
@ 21:48tweeted, "Deborah's got the painters in I reckon. Has @DuncanBannatyne been taking happy pills? Why is he being so nice?"
13 Jul 2010
@ 22:47tweeted, "Let's play Words With Friends on the iPhone, iPod Touch or iPad! My username is 'bigolslabomeat'. http://bit.ly/2qbpQ"
@ 20:44tweeted, "RT @wrighty: RT @chrislowis: Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82. I'm easily lead."
@ 21:28tweeted, "@andyp250 working as usual. C&H will be hanging around from time to time."
@ 19:59tweeted, "Oh no, there's already crusties all over Stoke Park, the smell of incense and too loud Drum & Bass. Can only mean it's @guilfest."
@ 19:54tweeted, "@botherer which church? (I'm a guildfordian ya see)"
@ 18:05tweeted, "Dear Spotify, putting on a 10 minute @dvntownsend song, 2 minutes before I have to leave is just mean. Now I'm late."
@ 16:43tweeted, "RT @jakehumphreyf1: Please pass this on. @martinbrundlef1 is an imposter, it isn't Martin as he's claiming. Please ignore all tweets, d ..."
@ 16:37tweeted, "RT @markthomasinfo: Extraditing Roman Polanski not in Swiss national interests -which are tax dodging, nazi gold and rapist harboring ap ..."
@ 16:33tweeted, "hey @o2, every time you send me a spam text i unsubscribe, so how comes I keep getting spam texts from you?"
11 Jul 2010
@ 19:31tweeted, "@OfficialMGP you used windows DVD maker for that video behind them :)"
@ 18:15tweeted, "The Ninky Nonk reminds me of public transport; No idea where it's going, when it's going to stop and the patrons keep losing their trousers."
@ 15:12tweeted, "RT @Jamesallenonf1: #f1 Webber has just said that he would not have signed a contract for 2011 if he thought he would be treated this wa ..."
@ 14:52tweeted, "What is Webber doing with his jaw in the press conference? Imagine there will be shouts of 'IN YOUR FACE' when he gets back to the team. #f1"
@ 14:42tweeted, "@bobbyllew easiest way to tell if an animation/video is flash is to right click. If you see 'About Flash Player' that's what it is!"
@ 14:09tweeted, "@LouiseBrown I find Vettel grating since he's become so spoilt, whinging and sulky. Expects everything to be handed to him. Used to like him"
@ 14:08tweeted, "@rich_w I find Vettel grating since he's become so spoilt, whinging and sulky. Expects everything to be handed to him. Used to like him!"
@ 13:49tweeted, "Oh wow, can this race get any better? Vettel at the back after puncture, Alonso with a drive-through. Couldn't happen to better people. #f1"
@ 13:25tweeted, "Still gonna favour Vettel now Red Bull? #f1"
@ 12:31tweeted, "I really hope the BBC don't renew Eddie Jordan's contract next year. Just want to punch him every time he opens his gob."
@ 12:21tweeted, "@jimrossignol most likely a routing issue caused by a backbone in docklands going down. Ask anyone not able to get on to try a traceroute."
10 Jul 2010
@ 19:33tweeted, "101 ways to leave a game show: cut out the stupid tension moments and you've got a fun half hour show. Not a dull hour long one."
@ 15:26tweeted, "Bored of Red Bull 1/2s. Be better if it was Webber on pole, Vettel's just such a tantrum throwing little boy."
@ 22:18tweeted, "Manhunt, spy swap and psychic octopus? You couldn't make this stuff up."
@ 21:51tweeted, "RT @NorthumbriaPol: Urgent message to the media: Your presence is affecting the ongoing operation. 10 mile exclusion is being put in pla ..."
@ 20:45tweeted, "RT @SpliceChuff: So how long until Sopel just loses it, rips his shirt off and charges off in Moat's direction shouting "let's finish th ..."
@ 20:45tweeted, "RT @rossome: Raoul Moat just became the Mayor of Rothbury Riverbank on FourSquare! #foursquare #4sq"
@ 20:30tweeted, "RT @bango1973: When is Jeremy Vine going to give us a graphic representation? I need graphics! #moat"
@ 20:28tweeted, "RT @charltonbrooker: How about letting these people hold private conversations with their relatives?"
@ 20:13tweeted, "Leave this poor woman to try and speak to her mum!"
@ 20:06tweeted, "RT @charltonbrooker: This is like a tense thriller in which extras occasionally wander into the background, smiling, on their mobiles."
@ 20:01tweeted, "No summer evening is complete without the hiss of a desk fan heard through a baby monitor."
@ 19:30tweeted, "RT @TheRealNimoy: I am moved by a couple of any age holding hands as they walk thru city streets LLAP"
@ 19:27tweeted, "@bobbyllew 54 in Death Valley is my top. Dry heat tho which is so much easier to deal with than high humidity."
@ 13:57tweeted, "@tomscott kendalls have a Wimbledon office I know of, open Sunday mornings only iirc"
8 Jul 2010
@ 22:53tweeted, "@PC_Gamer wait, pyro is and Lincoln in that top picture. Am I miles behind everyone else?"
@ 22:20tweeted, "Sod the #worldcup it's the British #f1 GP this weekend! Very excited."
@ 19:12tweeted, "@bobbyllew what's the average drain rate of a leecy car in traffic? I.e how many minutes would use up a mile of charge?"
7 Jul 2010
@ 22:48tweeted, "@davejones79 also exchange less than a mile as the crow flies. 17Mbps down, ~1.7MB p/s :D"
@ 22:39tweeted, "@davejones79 3GS but had hsdpa on xda too. The Register found out about the throttling a while ago and caught their PR admitting it too."
@ 22:13tweeted, "@davejones79 get over 1 on bb, less than 300 on 3G. O2 have historically throttled 3G speed unless you make a fuss."
@ 21:51tweeted, "@watsoncomedian cold spoon's a good trick. Failing that make a loud noise, if he wakes up you're all good."
@ 19:17tweeted, "@davejones79 what app is that? My 3G speeds are piss poor but broadband is lightning quick!"
@ 19:13tweeted, "RT @bengoldacre: .@tonyblairoffice do you worry your mission for peace is undermined by your wars, involvement in torture, and poor civi ..."
@ 17:29tweeted, "When you order something on the internet, make sure you enter your own email address, not mine. Password reset only needs an email too."
@ 10:54tweeted, "Crikey, @susestudio is superbly powerful. Loving how easy it is to set up and configure Linux images. And I'm not even very good at Linux!"
@ 15:40tweeted, "@pierskarsenbarg There's lack of payment, then there's being months in arrears and upsetting the receptionist! One more warning then..."
@ 15:23tweeted, "You really should pay your domain registration bills, the effect of me deleting your NS entries will be very noticeable."
@ 20:49tweeted, "RT @BBCEntsTeam: *GASPS* RT @Photocritic In Back to the Future, Doc sets clock in the DeLorean to a day 25 years in the future. Today is ..."
@ 20:10tweeted, "@davejones79 @wrighty "public transport is for jerks and lesbians" - Homer J. Simpson"
@ 17:40tweeted, "@springloops Is there a known issue with Basecamp integration at the moment? Getting post-commit hook failed, but works when done manually."
@ 10:43tweeted, "God I hate installing stuff on Linux, nothing ever "just works" and what little docs exist are written at too high a level."
4 Jul 2010
@ 10:04tweeted, "RT @writerJames: Oh, and happy 4th, Americans. You know we totally threw the match because we were tired of your shit, right?"
3 Jul 2010
@ 19:13tweeted, "@beau I had the ability to video call anyone with a 3G phone before I had an iPhone. And FT is iPhone only, so less capable than the old way"
@ 12:17tweeted, "@ProfBrianCox presumably #wonders is going to be broadcast in HD? If so, when's it start so I can get an HD box in time!"
@ 12:14tweeted, "@rich_w it's sad that if you or I took our sons to a play area and they were off having fun somewhere, we would be thought of as dodgy."
2 Jul 2010
@ 23:02tweeted, "Just saw Run, Fat Boy, Run with @simonpegg for the first time. What a brilliant movie. If you haven't seen it, do!"
@ 22:10tweeted, "RT @alandavies1: ITV just shouldn't go near football ever again"
@ 19:29tweeted, "Adam and Joe used the #carpool theme on a bit of their first Glastonbury podcast. Love that theme! (@bobbyllew)"
@ 13:57tweeted, "@bonzrat go with @o2 or be. Fabulous service, super duper speeds and truly no limits. Mass Effect downloaded in < 2 hours."
30 Jun 2010
@ 13:30tweeted, ""We've both said a lot of things you're going to regret" - Really looking forward to portal 2!"
27 Jun 2010
@ 20:48tweeted, "@rich_w what about specific goal line tech? No replays just sensors, instant notification?"
@ 20:07tweeted, "Watching some more of Muse on BBC Three. Why has the mix gone from brilliant last night to shit today? Didn't sound 'live enough' probably."
@ 19:52tweeted, "RT @KirstieMAllsopp: Please, don't chuck out ur flags & bunting, they must not end up in landfill, put them with ur Christmas decoration ..."
@ 19:11tweeted, "You do realise that if we'd won, the next #eng game would have been on ITV? #probablyforthebest"
@ 16:44tweeted, "RT @Scroobiuspipyo: We all know that the REAL winners are Currys or whoever it was that had the "cash back if England win the world cup" ..."
@ 16:38tweeted, "Well for everyone saddened by the #worldcup just remember there are 2 Englishmen at the top of the #f1 leaderboard."
@ 16:36tweeted, "Every time we don't do well, we sack the manager and we still don't do well. Maybe it's not the manager? #eng #worldcup"
@ 16:28tweeted, "Brilliant, I can go back to not caring about football again. #eng #worldcup"
@ 16:00tweeted, "So neither touch judge nor the ref were looking at the ball? How much does goal line tech cost vs Blatter's salary? #eng #worldcup"
@ 15:59tweeted, "RT @Schofe: FIFA you total arses. Hang your stone age heads in shame"
@ 14:32tweeted, "RT @sniffpetrol: Ah, the speeding investigation. So that's how the FIA will make sure Ferrari get more points."
@ 14:05tweeted, "RT @sniffpetrol: Good to know Alonso is still a snitching little TWAT."
@ 14:05tweeted, "RT @Jason_Manford: Ladies (but mainly Mrs M). There's too much stuff in your handbag when you put it on the passenger seat and the seatb ..."
@ 13:44tweeted, "Fuck off Alonso you cheating twat. #f1"
@ 11:07tweeted, "RT @CHRISDJMOYLES: Come on Lewis, Come on England, Come on Eileen,
Come on feel the noize,
Come Dancing,
Oh Come all ye faithful..."
@ 16:52tweeted, "My god the Audi R8 drop-top is a beautiful machine."
@ 16:35tweeted, "RT @darthvader: When I hold the new iPhone 4 in my hand, the reception *increases*. #cyborgsFTW"
@ 14:28tweeted, "@DaveGorman pretty sure that's one of the circles of hell."
@ 13:30tweeted, "Debating putting the pool up. Anyone wanna take advantage of we do?"
@ 00:43tweeted, "@meancode Just leave it open on the google homepage before you next go on holiday and see if it's full when you get back."
25 Jun 2010
@ 22:10tweeted, "Pizza Hut website does not remember your preference for less cheese when recalling a past order. This resulted in a very disappointed wife."
@ 20:59tweeted, "RT @charltonbrooker: Hey, maybe some of those factory workers tried ringing the Samaritans but couldn't get through because they were ho ..."
24 Jun 2010
@ 23:28tweeted, "The Half-Life series has some of the best set pieces from any game. The underground elevator sequence from Episode One is incredibly tense."
@ 20:02tweeted, "RT @charltonbrooker: Maybe they'll keep playing until the very concept of victory collapses, and they'll both win and lose simultaneousl ..."
@ 20:01tweeted, "@Schofe cricket is over 5 days and can still be a draw. Love that about it."
@ 16:21tweeted, "'seemed to take an awful long time to blow Wolfgang' fnar fnar. #BBC #worldcup"
@ 16:15tweeted, "What the heck did Fabio say to them after the last game? Or have the team been swapped with versions from another dimension? #eng #worldcup"
@ 16:04tweeted, "The ref was doing so well up to that point. No way an #eng yellow card, probably not a penalty tho. Can they retract the card post game?"
@ 22:59tweeted, "RT @watsoncomedian: Sleepless night for whoever makes sad montages for BBC when England go out. Will he see action tomorrow? Coldplay/Ke ..."
@ 22:15tweeted, "RT @charltonbrooker: I hate iTunes. I hate it. God I hate it. I HATE IT. It's like wrestling a spreadsheet to the ground on a windy day."
@ 11:11tweeted, "All that pear cider last night has given me bad gut rot! Redwood were excellent as always."
21 Jun 2010
@ 23:48tweeted, "Listening to Morphine by Redwood *that* loud is some kind of heaven. Shame the Lazydog stuff doesn't work so well in a non acoustic setting."
@ 19:54tweeted, "#alg making a lot more effort than #eng. Are we even trying? #worldcup"
@ 19:50tweeted, "I follow @lhcstatus because I am a geek and I think the #lhc is amazing. But I have *no* idea what any of the tweets mean."
@ 19:41tweeted, "Don't press the red button whilst watching the game if you appreciate good spelling and grammar. #worldcup #itv"
@ 19:21tweeted, "Anyone in the Guildford area happy to either save a sick pigeon or wring it's neck? Wildlife hospital won't collect, RSPCA not contactable."
@ 16:33tweeted, "@bungledb @cooksterc we don't. We charge a *lot* extra if a company wants their site to work in IE6 fully."
@ 16:31tweeted, "@CooksterC what backwards loons. Not even MS want you using IE6 anymore! Tell your bosses they are risking the security of the whole company"
@ 14:00tweeted, "Hey Pricerunner, why would I use your site to hunt for badgers? #spotify"
@ 11:03tweeted, "@davejones79 @rich_w did neither of you just click the link and try it? All the pixels of your avatar vs someone else's :)"
@ 08:09tweeted, "RT @thekeithchegwin: The boys playing tonight - If you don't wanna know the score watch it in HD on ITV"
@ 08:09tweeted, "That congress shafting of Tony Hayward just made the Americans look a little stupid. Doesn't help the guy thy he looks so smug all the time."
17 Jun 2010
@ 21:48tweeted, "RT @Oatmeal: Butcher says "I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf." Man replies "No way - steaks are too high!" BA-D ..."
@ 13:29tweeted, "@PC_Gamer ign put the whole thing up on YouTube, amazed by it!"
@ 13:28tweeted, "@daveB6K sweet, nice work and congrats! Who with and doing what?"
15 Jun 2010
@ 22:44tweeted, "@PC_Gamer when's there going to be a vid of what you saw on the intertubes? Tried to watch someone liveblogging it and was beyond cruddy."
@ 21:38tweeted, "Can Lucas just hurry up and top Janine? #eastenders"
@ 20:35tweeted, "Wow, Sony really are full of shit aren't they? #e3"
@ 18:25tweeted, "Been offered an e320 for less than I paid for my c220 and with less miles. Anyone want a well looked after family estate?"
@ 22:46tweeted, "There best be some Valve news from #e3 before I go to bed. Got a fiver on them *not* announcing anything Freeman based with a 3 in the title"
@ 22:37tweeted, "RT @TonyTheTeddy: I'm just waiting to see Valve across that giant screen so I can start freaking out."
@ 22:09tweeted, "@Nekoppai no they didn't, they cancelled their portal 2 event for a 'surprise'. Which is still portal 2 themed. All in a press release."
@ 19:35tweeted, "@rich_w if desperate need for caffeine I'd do it. I'd chug it and make another one right away tho #notacoffeedrinker"
@ 09:37tweeted, "RT @thekeithchegwin: Mates new baby boy. Asked me if I’d like to wind him. Thought that’s a bit much. Gave him a dead leg instead"
11 Jun 2010
@ 19:01tweeted, "RT @bengoldacre: In SA, a death every 2 mins from HIV RT @alicerklein: FIFA ban free condoms at #WorldCup matches yet allow ads by Durex ..."
@ 22:37tweeted, "@davejones79 and the 'deal' for early upgraders is pathetic (@o2) may as well have not offered."
@ 13:16tweeted, "Bloody hell, Symantec Endpoint is a piece of crap. Two separate client PCs infected now with it installed and up to date. Time to move on..."
@ 22:02tweeted, "Was one of the criteria an inability to spell your own name? #bb11"
@ 21:59tweeted, "Here's hoping Steve eats Shabby and Dave #BB11"
@ 21:40tweeted, "RT @PC_Gamer: Valve have re-affirmed that their E3 surprise is "PORTAL-2-THEMED-FOR-GOD'S SAKE" in a press release. Also, no Portal 2 ti ..."
@ 22:52tweeted, "A successful evening, I managed to get 'zombie chopper' in HL2 by subscribing to the Monty Python school of fighting: "RUN AWAY""
@ 16:17tweeted, "RT @lgbtoryuk: Pleased to be supporting @LGBTLabour after their appalling homophobic experience last night at a central London pub #Gree ..."
5 Jun 2010
@ 21:15tweeted, "RT @LGBTLabour: Manager at The Greencoat Boy near Westminster told members he would have refused the #LGBTLabour booking if he'd known i ..."
@ 20:08tweeted, "Poor old @minibenson is really suffering with his teeth today. He looks in so much pain, he writhes around!"
@ 14:12tweeted, "RT @charltonbrooker: The iPhone is so brilliantly designed, you need to buy protective sheaths and screen covers just to take the fuckin ..."
@ 12:52tweeted, "At the tyre shop playing with a toy car in the waiting room. One of the wheels just fell off, is this a bad omen?"
@ 11:47tweeted, "@justatad maybe they fear your masculinity and wish to challenge you for dominance of the camp site."
4 Jun 2010
@ 20:51tweeted, "@justatad see if you still think that when the heat wakes you up in a sweat at 5am. Enjoy :)"
@ 19:42tweeted, "RT @thinkgeek: Suggested t-shirt use #142 ftw: Wear this http://j.mp/cGhue2 while drinking from your recalled McDonald's Shrek glass."
@ 19:40tweeted, "Aaaa, sweet Jack Daniels, how I've missed you. So sorry to insult you with this Pepsi but the shop was out of Coke."
@ 18:30tweeted, "@billprady because some people are too stupid to turn on wep or wpa."
@ 11:47tweeted, "RT @sniffpetrol: If your regular coffee order has more than ten syllables, you are probably AN TWAT."
@ 09:00tweeted, "@bobbyllew you can turn html5 video on in youtube's beta area. Most browsers (Even IE9) support html5!"
@ 08:52tweeted, "Why are people so hateful to BP? They didn't do it on purpose and they seem to be doing all they can to stop it. It's our reliance on oil.."
@ 22:33tweeted, "Go Boris! Why shouldn't bikers have to pay for parking? It's a token amount anyway, frickin cheapskates."
@ 09:37tweeted, "Some cunt stole my hood ornament last night. What is this, the 1980's? Flavor Flav must be back in town."
2 Jun 2010
@ 23:20tweeted, "Going Postal review: excellent casting, a good number of nods to readers of the book (e.g. Otto) but too much left out. Still worth a watch"
@ 20:17tweeted, "RT @bobbyllew: Having emotions is still seen as being 'unmanly' in this tragic, screwed up culture. I'm butch, manly, loud, AND I cry."
1 Jun 2010
@ 21:14tweeted, "@jimrossignol HL2 achievement run. Have they added the HDR light maps without telling anyone? looks different than I remember."
@ 18:09tweeted, "Cannot believe the bullshit coming out of Red Bull. The crash was Vettel's doing, he could have made the overtake safely but swerved. #f1"
@ 18:04tweeted, "RT @thekeithchegwin: Erectile dysfunction on increase. If you suffer; Please add white flag with red cross to your van or car"
@ 16:39tweeted, "Clearly Vettel's fault and not @aussiegrit, just cos Seb is Dietrich Mateschitz's little bitch doesn't mean he can get away with it #f1"
@ 16:29tweeted, "RT @willbuxton: Webber blaming Vettel. Vettel, Marko, etc blaming Webber. Total BS being smelt around the paddock. Has team pinned colou ..."
@ 14:12tweeted, "RT @sniffpetrol: Reporter: 'Sebastian, can you explain how you massively fucked up?'"
@ 12:29tweeted, "@DuncanBannatyne Why is it relevant what his sexuality is? Why should he tell about his private life?"
29 May 2010
@ 20:37tweeted, "When asked if she'd like some food, my mother replied 'i'd rather just have wine'. Oh dear."
@ 18:40tweeted, "RT @jupitusphillip: It has been a decade and we are no closer to discovering who did indeed, let the dogs out. Without closure, how can ..."
@ 18:17tweeted, "One of the singers just 'dedicated' a song. Am I actually at a ropey gig?"
@ 18:14tweeted, "Six hymns. Including reworkings of 'my heart will go on', 'you raise me up' and the best; 'God's the builder'. Shoot me."
@ 18:08tweeted, "I think I may have stumbled across a cult, the worst thing is they can't even use apostrophes."
@ 18:06tweeted, "Midi files are alive and well in this church, stored on floppies too."