@ 18:08tweeted, "@pierskarsenbarg Blame the bosses! Never had a pic of me i like anyway, not sure the one with Henry would be appropriate!"
@ 17:43tweeted, "RT @dixcart: New Blog Post: "Dixcart's Managed Office Service a Success" - The Dixcart Group has a number ofserviced offices in ... http ..."
@ 18:42tweeted, "@jakehumphreyf1 all i get is an eastenders quiz! Not for freeviewers?"
@ 08:40tweeted, "RT @meancode: Wouldn't it be nice if video sites like @GameTrailers would learn the concept of a cookie for the age gate?"
6 Mar 2010
@ 00:47tweeted, "Hello Mr DJ, i'm a limiter. I make it quiet when you play loud. You've been doing this a while, i thought you would've worked me out by now"
5 Mar 2010
@ 23:34tweeted, "@pierskarsenbarg schism in Woking. Same DJs and same playlist from when i was DJing no-wave."
@ 23:27tweeted, "Well rock clubs haven't changed since i last went to one. BUY SOME NEW CDS!"
@ 21:31tweeted, "Gah, @34sp your Perl is slow! Killing me here."
3 Mar 2010
@ 21:37tweeted, "@CreepingPerry is there a bar at the end of that journey? Have a birthday drink on me dude! *hug*"
@ 16:14tweeted, "Only 10 days until the #f1 starts. *glees*"
@ 11:38tweeted, "@dcaunt it's only really geeks that try no-www. Even if you give them a sub-domain most users will add www in my experience."
2 Mar 2010
@ 15:55tweeted, "RT @rich_w: Sod it: let the bastards get their way with the BBC and then watch them realise what profit-chasing crap is left behind. All ..."
@ 13:39tweeted, "@bungledb more people watch eastenders in one night than listen to 6music in a month. Not that i think either should go. 6music should be fm"
1 Mar 2010
@ 21:22tweeted, "Dryer has managed to sheer it's bearing bolt, quite an achievement. Another potential post for "Seriously, it's not that hard" blog."
@ 19:51tweeted, "@rich_w How you finding the new blog interface? Getting used to it? Installed an editor upgrade, but you have to select it in your profile."
28 Feb 2010
@ 14:31tweeted, "@bobbyllew to be fair, breast-feeding is probably 'womans work' ;)"
@ 11:11tweeted, "@davejones79 For something like brakes, almost all the tools you would need will be included in the car's toolkit (with the spare wheel)."
27 Feb 2010
@ 22:21tweeted, "@rich_w @davejones79 gives me an idea for a blog "Seriously, it's not that hard" guides for the modern man :)"
@ 19:34tweeted, "@davejones79 @rich_w brakes are a diy job, save you a fortune. Avoid kwik-fit if you actually want to stop."
@ 18:57tweeted, "@CreepingPerry you should apply to be on total wipeout whilst you're over there!"
@ 17:53tweeted, "Congratulations to France for winning the 6 nations, gifted to you by England this evening."
@ 11:02tweeted, "RT @jakehumphreyf1: So, how about we start the F1 buzz now...over 40,000 followers by lights out in Bahrian and I'll do an exclusive F1 ..."
@ 10:43tweeted, "@DabsDotCom "acct manager" admitted that the product was misleading, but still wouldn't authorise a refund. CS has gone downhill too much."
@ 10:35tweeted, ""BT Business Direct" or @dabsdotcom, just lost a £7k account over a £60 refund. Idiots. We shall be taking our business to @ebuyerdotcom"
@ 08:38tweeted, "On my second shirt of the day thanks to @minibenson"
23 Feb 2010
@ 22:51tweeted, "@peterdickson next time i hear it, i'll record it for you. Had it twice earlier today but not once this evening!"
@ 19:51tweeted, "Having a cold gives me a fat tongue. Anyone else get this?"
@ 19:50tweeted, "@peterdickson both ads on spotify. Really think it's alexander armstrong doing an impression of you!"
@ 14:07tweeted, "@peterdickson even says "it's the advertising voiceover man". pretty sure it's not you, talk talk or absolute radio clients of yours?"
@ 12:21tweeted, "Guy that was a fake @peterdickson for absolute radio, is now doing it again for talk talk. Could even be Alexander Armstrong."
@ 11:35tweeted, "RT @minibenson: Really getting the hang of this pooping thing, on my third of the day!"
@ 21:14tweeted, "Bradley is about the only character i don't want written out. Bad choice #eastenders writers!"
@ 20:26tweeted, "Listen mate, it's not my fault you didn't think to ask them to put the scampi on before you got to the front of the queue. Schoolboy error."
@ 12:53tweeted, "@wrighty you really need to go cloud. All that provided for you by @rackcloud"
@ 12:52tweeted, "Elephant put your insurance up if you call them about a potential claim even if you then don't actually make a claim. Robbing bastards."
@ 22:56tweeted, "RT @bermonpainter: "Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live." ..."
13 Feb 2010
@ 23:23tweeted, "@rich_w if you have both are you super educated?"
@ 16:17tweeted, "About to take @minibenson over to his Nana's for his first night away! Nervous and excited. Predict we will both just sleep."
@ 14:17tweeted, "@bradfinn don't you mean "I'm in Shooting, shoot shoot!""
@ 19:47tweeted, "We have a thermometer for making sure @minibenson's baths are around 37C, thought I'd throw it in my bath this evening.... 43C.... scorchio!"
@ 09:01tweeted, "@FoluB yes, under each one there is an 'ignore requests from this user'"
@ 08:21tweeted, "RT @sniffpetrol: MOVIE NEWS: Arnold Schwarzenegger to play a man who can't remember if he designed that throttle assembly properly in... ..."
3 Feb 2010
@ 20:39tweeted, "@ThePaulDaniels must be nonsense. My grandmother was in private dementia care for 6 years and it didn't cost her anywhere near that."
@ 20:29tweeted, "@KirstieMAllsopp 16:9 is widescreen, which it's been recorded and broadcast in. Squasing to 4:3 would look silly!"
@ 16:53tweeted, "@botherer Do you hold your hands in front of you and pretend that you are driving?"
@ 13:31tweeted, "@jimshep I've alwys been public and just recently made @minibenson public too. Spam amounts have gone down loads recently (@davejones79)"
@ 08:40tweeted, "@mjh81 the iphone is rubbish :P well, to be fair, it's average."
2 Feb 2010
@ 12:54tweeted, "Listening to Between the Buried and Me's entire back catalogue, in chronological order. Today will be a good day. http://bit.ly/cyNVpr"
1 Feb 2010
@ 22:38tweeted, "@CHRISDJMOYLES you can, and technically new. There's a place in the states that builds them from stocks of parts. About £23k"
@ 22:14tweeted, "Don't ever use @tweetdeck's 'Tweets Nearby' feature. You will just be ashamed that you live near so many terminally stupid people."
@ 22:04tweeted, "Wow, OpenOffice really is pretty crap. So far behind Office, and can't handle printing 50 copies of something. Google Docs is better!"
@ 19:36tweeted, "It's dark and freezing cold, why are you in the middle of a field doing extended shouting whilst stretching upwards? What the heckins!?"
@ 19:24tweeted, ""Mr Wolfpants" classic Adam & Joe"
25 Jan 2010
@ 23:31tweeted, "@Pentadact open case + desk fan = no more overheating."
@ 22:43tweeted, "Want to use @rackcloud CDN but the site's all in SSL. Damn you IE and your stupid warnings."
@ 11:20tweeted, "@CooksterC Haven't they lost Santander as well? Don't think there is a colour restriction, could you tell the diff between red bull and TR?"
@ 11:02tweeted, "@CreepingPerry sure you could bring something back that @andyp250 could plant in the guy's locker..."
@ 11:01tweeted, "@jakehumphreyf1 it's good to see those horrible wheel covers/spinners gone."
24 Jan 2010
@ 19:47tweeted, "Hey @CrypticStudios, so i've got to pay £30 for the game *and* £9 p/m? Only 30 days included? #sto #ripoff"
23 Jan 2010
@ 17:34tweeted, "@bengoldacre B&Q sell a think that compresses old paper and card into a 'log' that burns for much longer."
@ 14:37tweeted, "I am likely to find / for my failure to fly / that I will be fired / for not killing you / cause that is my job. http://bit.ly/7LT1Qo"
@ 14:52tweeted, "@mjh81 And when you ask for support they only offer "hardware" support, even tho it uses their custom linux as software, so no restores."
@ 14:51tweeted, "@mjh81 several clients have, as a company we no longer recommend Lacie for multi-drive arrays."
@ 14:45tweeted, "@mjh81 The single drive ones are ok, it's the multi ones that fail all the time. Their support for them is non-existent too."
@ 14:43tweeted, "@mjh81 Then have it die in a few months and Lacie offer you no support on data recovery at all.... Happened with a *lot* of Lacie stuff"
@ 12:00tweeted, ""Chinese Democracy" goes on a bit doesn't it? At one point I thought #spotify had changed to some porn music #gnr"
@ 18:14tweeted, "@rackcloud What happened to the state of the cloud podcast? Never saw a tweet and it's not on your blog, have I been blind?"
@ 16:13tweeted, "Don't you just love it when you're in a queue and there's one person serving and 3 just having a chat."
19 Jan 2010
@ 17:03tweeted, "@rich_w Does she like Fish? My missus does wonderful things with salmon or prawns that are simple to cook and taste wonderful."
@ 14:11tweeted, "Don't apply for an IT support job if you can't work out how to open a Word document."
@ 12:35tweeted, "RT @charltonbrooker: Newswipe! Tonight! BBC4! 10.30pm! With snow! The pantsbomber! Nuclear war! Everything! Don't miss it! COMMAND OTHER ..."
18 Jan 2010
@ 21:58tweeted, "@rich_w CTF seems like a great idea until it tells you your son will get £20k on his 18th b/day. Would you have invested that wisely at 18?"
@ 21:57tweeted, "@rich_w @davejones79 I want teachers to be crap so no young whipper snapper can come steal my job"
@ 21:42tweeted, "The #spotify ad for ITV-crap-celebrity-voting-show-idea number-376 is so offensive i have to close spotify."
@ 21:36tweeted, "@rich_w the best outcome possible :D"
@ 21:31tweeted, "@rich_w Torygraph said Desmonds earlier. Too many timesheets to get done now to re-check!"
@ 21:28tweeted, "@rich_w That is a better point, and made the right way. Errors in quotes destroy arguements. You have learned well padawan."
@ 21:03tweeted, "Why kill off @larrylamb47, the only decent actor #eastenders has had in years and leave Janine alive?"
@ 21:01tweeted, "@andyp250 You can send her my way, can remotely support her if needs be. Would help if @CreepingPerry set it up right in the first place :P"
@ 21:00tweeted, "@rich_w @davejones79 or in other words "I retweeted something without checking my facts and now I need to back out of it" :P"
@ 20:02tweeted, "Listen up 6Music lady, if I haven't listened to the John Richardson podcast yet, I'm not about to now, so stop telling me to!"
@ 19:18tweeted, "Why do people reply to emails without actually reading the original?"
@ 17:43tweeted, "@bungledb mostly because we still have to cater for people using 1024x768"
@ 17:18tweeted, "3x 19" 4:3 or 2x 24" 16:10. What would you choose?"
@ 15:53tweeted, "@rich_w not quite what he said, just that you'd need a 2:2 to get funding. Check your facts old boy :P"
@ 15:31tweeted, "@NobleF1 F1 snow tyres? That would make the racing fun, do it in the alps :D"
@ 14:35tweeted, "@DerrenBrown pretty much every one-liner is a Tim Vine joke"
@ 11:21tweeted, ""Popstar to Opera star"? And ITV wonder why they are making less money, it's not terrible programming like this, it's all the BBC's fault!"
14 Jan 2010
@ 16:56tweeted, "Recruiting for an ASP Web Developer in Surrey, want it or know someone who does? http://ow.ly/WtDD"
@ 12:50tweeted, "@CooksterC sorry, i didn't even have the forsight to get my phone out. To be fair, that's very early to be woken up by a flaming train!"
@ 12:47tweeted, "@CooksterC train went past my window at 5am this morning that was on fire! Can't imagine that's helping the local rail network."
@ 12:49tweeted, "@rich_w You do realise London had the highest stocks of Salt and Grit of anywhere in the country and the government made them sell it?"
9 Jan 2010
@ 20:56tweeted, "Quick trip to the shop for the essentials of our overnight stay in mum's empty house. You know, bread, milk, booze.."
@ 18:43tweeted, "Lost power again, this is not funny anymored EDF, maybe you should have fixed the problem properly first time."
8 Jan 2010
@ 21:44tweeted, "Davina McCall and Claudia Winkleman have a symbiotic relationship. As Claudia gets funnier, Davina becomes more annoying."
@ 21:34tweeted, "@dcaunt egg have been doing it for years. Stores data on your local PC so it's slightly more safe."
@ 17:42tweeted, "@ThePaulDaniels you're legally liable if you clear it and someone slips over!"
@ 15:42tweeted, "@Schofe they are. But the people that use them when it's sunny, dry and they're on their own need shooting."
6 Jan 2010
@ 23:00tweeted, "Pro tip: if you haven't used your car today, go start it and run for 10 mins. Recharge the battery and make sure lubricants are well spread"
@ 16:09tweeted, "ARGH HIDE! THE SNOWPOCALYPSE IS HERE! (it's got quite heavy in GU1) #uksnow"
@ 13:26tweeted, "@CooksterC ok, i won't smile at you, a scowl maybe?"
@ 13:20tweeted, "Want a great job working as a Web Developer in a small team? Plus you get to see my smiling face every day. http://ow.ly/SUj0"
5 Jan 2010
@ 22:56tweeted, "Leaving the heating on overnight. Take *that* ozone layer."
@ 21:34tweeted, "@mjh81 Oi, I have a beard! You;re probably right tho."
@ 17:18tweeted, "The only reliable weather forecast comes from Star Wars Weather http://is.gd/5MYcf Made by the terribly clever @tomscott"
@ 15:00tweeted, "@bobbyllew Picasa does it too, and very well. Even picked out faces off billboards, back of crowds etc. Spooky stuff!"
@ 12:52tweeted, "@bonzrat Remember the gane "Toejam & Earl"? Wasn't until a couple years ago that I realised what toejam actually meant."
@ 22:11tweeted, "The excitement of #teamcola winning #scd has worn off and the reality of no power with a 3 month old in the house has hit."
@ 21:46tweeted, "Power went out again just before the end of #scd! TVCatchup on the iphone saved us and let us see #teamcola win! Woooo"
@ 21:18tweeted, "Impressive showdance from R&N but just nowhere near as fun or well crafted as Team Cola #scd"
@ 21:13tweeted, "@Aura3107 oh, always wanted them to win! Just up to now, R&N were the better dancers. #scd"
@ 21:03tweeted, "Ok, after that dance, maybe team cola do deserve to win just as much. #scd"
@ 20:41tweeted, "Ricky and Natalie deserve it more but I still want Team Cola to come out on top. #scd"
@ 19:51tweeted, "@colinminto but retweets have been happening from the beginning, they're just now tagged as the original author instead of the retweeter"
@ 19:40tweeted, "@davejones79 i wonder if they get power from edf, who last night said they 'have more important things to worry about' than our power cut."
@ 20:00tweeted, "Ahhh just made the cancellation call to @virginmedia. Feels good."
@ 13:14tweeted, "Really fed up of having to clean up other people's mistakes and take the flack for it. Am going to decline projects that aren't new builds."
@ 12:20tweeted, "I favorited a YouTube video -- Rage Against the Machine on BBC Radio 5 live - Killing in the Name http://bit.ly/5KbrVT"
@ 12:14tweeted, "Oh dear, Campbell and Fogarty, what were you expecting? http://is.gd/5r8fw Love how they totally lead them into a false sense of security."
@ 11:40tweeted, "RT @bonzrat: The appearance of semi-frozen precipitation pleases me."
@ 10:57tweeted, "@bungledb luckily it is all in proportion to his height, so he's not just a massive fatty! He is in the top 90% of babies his age...."
15 Dec 2009
@ 19:13tweeted, "Henry weighed in at 15lb 12oz today, more than twice his birthweight! A target he's not supposed to hit for 2 momths."
@ 13:49tweeted, "Starting to regret getting an iphone. It's my phone, I want to do with it what I choose, ok Apple? That includes taking things off it."
14 Dec 2009
@ 22:49tweeted, "RATM for xmas number 1? Win win for Sony and Apple. Won't take a single sale away from Cowell tho will it?"
@ 18:28tweeted, "@bobbyllew AFAIK there is no moderation on facebook, maybe on some of the company pages, but not on personal profiles."
@ 17:34tweeted, "@cr3 I read "component" not "composite" on your original tweet. I thought you'd somehow got a component Mega Drive cable :)"
@ 16:34tweeted, "RT @botherer: It turns out my cat doesn't like it when I wake him up by incessantly meowing at him. If only he could appreciate this point."
@ 16:33tweeted, "@cr3 excellent tip, didn't know they existed. now a dreamcast one would lots of fun!"
@ 09:09tweeted, "@jaybutcher every single morning, usually just after i've got up. Shout, shout, shout, moan, funny eyes, shout, scary grin."
13 Dec 2009
@ 21:14tweeted, "That christnas pudding earlier has really got my 'digestive tract' working. Worst thing is, my farts smell like chicken and gravy."
@ 21:06tweeted, "See people, that's what a live drum kit sounds like. Also notice there are mics and wires near it. Is that a first for #xfactor?"
@ 21:02tweeted, "I WANT THAT MAN'S MOUSTACHE #spoty"
@ 20:54tweeted, "Started #xfactor from the start only 31 minutes ago. By skipping ads and fluff i've caught up. So it's less than 1/3 actual content!"
@ 20:48tweeted, "Why am i surprised that the official #xfactor single is so dull and formulaic. All it's missing is sleigh bells."
@ 20:28tweeted, "Olly already has that star material. Joe's good, but he's not a pop star. #xfactor"
@ 20:27tweeted, "@christopherward skipping ads, so i'll have caught up in about 10 minutes at this rate."
@ 20:22tweeted, "Watching #xfactor from the start. No-one else give anything away, ok?"
@ 20:00tweeted, "That orchestra should receive an award for managing to keep time with Eddie Jordan #spoty"
@ 19:53tweeted, "Hoping that @jakehumphreyf1 takes out Sue Barker so he can get all her jobs."
@ 19:46tweeted, "Good to see Chris Eubank on tv again. Last saw him filling his Hummer in a petrol station, where he threw a £50 note at the cashier. #spoty"
@ 19:42tweeted, "Argh, #xfactor or #spoty? Currently #spoty but if i have to look at Andy Murray again, I'm switching."
@ 14:54tweeted, "Henry and i are being kicked out the house so that @MoonFaceBenson can decorate the tree we just bought."
@ 11:00tweeted, "@daveB6K ah, now on OSX iTunes is allegedly a lot better."
@ 10:23tweeted, "@daveB6K with codecs, beats itunes for anything. Even comes with divx, xvid and a few others out the box. Navigation is so much easier too."
@ 10:10tweeted, "WMP 12 is great, now if only i can get it to sync my iPhone i can ditch that piece of crap iTunes which can't handle music on a NAS."
11 Dec 2009
@ 10:55tweeted, "@mjh81 his "wholesome family" sponsors. As usual the press have turned it into a witch hunt."
9 Dec 2009
@ 20:56tweeted, "Alistair Darling is to Gordon Brown as Taylor Hawkins is to Dave Grohl"
@ 16:05tweeted, "@mjh81 If you have officially scheduled working from home, yes you do! Work has to pay for it."
@ 15:15tweeted, "@o2 Hurry up and finish upgrading your site, i want to buy things :)"
@ 14:46tweeted, "Goodbye @virginmedia, hello BT and @O2 broadband! I used to praise you but your throttling and packet inspection schemes are outrageous."
@ 20:29tweeted, "@pierskarsenbarg nope, even if you shut down in ssh it still incurs costs. Just have to wait for backups to cloud files."
@ 17:35tweeted, "@pierskarsenbarg We don't want any servers just yet, we want a backup stored so that I can turn it back on when we do want them."
@ 17:33tweeted, "@pierskarsenbarg You can't take backups away with you yet, even tho it says you can when you do one!"
@ 17:25tweeted, "@pierskarsenbarg servers, sites DNS is pretty basic at the moment. Had it replicating from our WinDNS boxes fine."
@ 17:16tweeted, "Set up a tertiary DNS server on @rackcloud in less than an hour. But will have to do it again because you can't store backups yet. Booo!"
7 Dec 2009
@ 11:21tweeted, "RT @sniffpetrol: #F1 NEWS: Silverstone secures British GP. BRDC issues following statement: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa"."
@ 09:55tweeted, "Wow, Yahoo!'s "report abuse" form is appalling designed. The bad CAPTCHA leads to a form that resets without remembering your inputs. Basic"
6 Dec 2009
@ 16:24tweeted, "Good to see RSPCA in NSW are putting their charitable donations to good use suing over a single rat. Get a grip!"
@ 08:35tweeted, "What do you add to your bacon sarnie?me; HP sauce and grated cheese. #baconsarniesunday"
4 Dec 2009
@ 22:12tweeted, "@wrighty interesting, be were top of my list and we're both on o2 so may be the way to go."
@ 21:49tweeted, "@davejones79 happy with it? Need some recommendations for switching. Any limits at all?"
@ 21:13tweeted, "... @virginmedia can expect a cancellation from me. 750mb over 6 hours when more and more content is delivered digitally is ludicrous."
@ 21:10tweeted, "Thanks @virginmedia, 1 game update and i'm throttled for 5 hrs, only found out when i waited until 9 to do download other things..."
3 Dec 2009
@ 16:24tweeted, "How do voiceover artists keep it together when they have to say things like "The incredible new album from JLS"?"
@ 11:07tweeted, "Even the clips in the background of @dvntownsend youtube vids make me all warm and fuzzy inside. Addicted sounds amazing, hurry up Christmas"
@ 10:34tweeted, "@thedefiled Good venue, and awesome bands, if only it was nearer!"
2 Dec 2009
@ 21:55tweeted, "I weigh about the same as Kim Woodburn. I am not sure how i feel about this."
@ 12:04tweeted, "@robmanuel Or the "only let people in my contact list message me" button."
@ 11:58tweeted, "@jupitusphillip buds or cans? For Computer, cans will do you best but buds are better for iPods. Sennheiser do good ranges of both."
1 Dec 2009
@ 13:38tweeted, "@wrighty Good point, the old "Need to go check the servers" routine is great for bunking off."
@ 11:46tweeted, "@charltonbrooker The lego star wars stuff has got to be up there surely? It's Lego AND Star Wars, what's not to love?"
@ 11:32tweeted, "@CooksterC I take it you've never heard Master of Puppets?"
@ 11:08tweeted, "@wrighty P.s. actual fire or overworked fire? You still self hosting? Get with the times man, move into the cloud :) @rackcloud are great."
@ 11:07tweeted, "@wrighty ooo, looks good. Altho I am mainly fighting with CSS today. Getting a div to overlay an img should be easy....."
@ 10:59tweeted, "Please IE7, for once just be nice to me. Wouldn't be so bad if you had proper debugging tools."
@ 21:20tweeted, "@rich_w mate, it's not fun going back, but at least you know you get to go home to them both every day!"
@ 18:52tweeted, "Either the battery on the car has died, or the electronics on the gear box have died or both. Which will it be?"
@ 15:46tweeted, "I hate it when software is 'helpful' and decides to change things or force me to select options i don't want. Nvidia, i'm looking at you."
@ 09:31tweeted, "@davejones79 if you've got the £ you can go really small and quiet. We don't but we have a basement under the lounge! Mrs loves it too."
28 Nov 2009
@ 23:02tweeted, "@davejones79 media center? All my tv is now watched through it and it's aces."
@ 21:56tweeted, "@davejones79 you can get one from hauppauge for your pc, people got them working during the trial earlier in the year."
27 Nov 2009
@ 19:43tweeted, "@rich_w if you work it out, let me know."
@ 20:30tweeted, "@oscarwatts mate, you wait to see what they do to you at 8 weeks. TWO needles."
@ 19:55tweeted, "@virginmedia I've been 'shaped' for having to re-download l4d2 that was only launched today. This makes kittens cry. Not done it before."
@ 19:51tweeted, "Well i would be playing left 4 dead 2 i it would get past the intro movies."
@ 17:13tweeted, "The new BTBAM one may be great but Colors is still an amazing experience, especially the live one http://is.gd/4XdVN #spotify"
@ 11:55tweeted, "Mmmmm, tables for layout and inline styling. I love making mailouts, it's like web design from the 90s."
@ 11:29tweeted, "@CreepingPerry What's your steam login? I'll add you (mine's bigolslabomeat)"
@ 11:10tweeted, "@CreepingPerry I think the demo turns off now the full game is released, but not sure. Played demo and it's oodles of fun, loads added."
@ 10:43tweeted, "So who's up for some L4D2 tonight then?"
@ 23:01tweeted, "@charltonbrooker although most hate should be reserved for having to enter credit card details just to download album artwork."
@ 23:00tweeted, "@charltonbrooker and don't forget having to continually enter your itunes password even for free apps and worse, free updates to apps."
@ 21:31tweeted, "Notice how Louis said "I need the votes", not "they" #xfactor"
@ 21:29tweeted, ""under pressure" is one of the most beautiful songs ever written. That was seriously offensive. good work Calvin H #xfactor"
@ 21:15tweeted, "Olly; "I punched one of the twins' hair and broke my knuckle""
@ 20:43tweeted, "Seen more than enough of Christina's crotch for one night thank you #scd"
@ 20:36tweeted, "Top TV tip: never ask the public for their opinion, especially in box pop form. #scd"
@ 20:11tweeted, "Wow, reckon Len's gonna lamp Craig after that 3 #scd"
@ 19:58tweeted, "What has Chris Hollins swallowed for his face to do that? Also... "team cola"?!"
@ 17:09tweeted, "@CreepingPerry aren't you ditching work before the year is out anyway? When you gonna come see us again?"
@ 16:58tweeted, "Only one full week of work left this year! Aces."
@ 16:30tweeted, "@rackcloud Wow, that's so disappointing. You hyped up a notice about something most already knew? Thought you'd be trialling from today."
10 Nov 2009
@ 21:07tweeted, "Followed rapidly by this gem also by @MoonFaceBenson: "I think my point has been completely not happened""
@ 21:05tweeted, "Quote of the day from @MoonFaceBenson: "as the receiver of the one who's supposed to have their attention paid""
@ 19:18tweeted, "@rackcloud *crosses fingers* need windows cloud servers since medium trust happened."
@ 19:17tweeted, "@wrighty I was trying to work out what the hell the news presenter had waiting for him. It was @rich_w 's earlier post that clued me in."
8 Nov 2009
@ 15:28tweeted, "@pierskarsenbarg wow, that's bound to convince the council to let him build it..."
@ 11:37tweeted, "@olimould that's just nicked from xkcd.com and they took out the additional maps that make the punchline"
6 Nov 2009
@ 20:45tweeted, "I've just seen a man wank off a fish then swish the sperm around in a bowl. My license fee seems to pay for weird fetishes."
@ 19:49tweeted, "@rich_w I like to make a scene when that happens. At least embarass the person in front of the other patrons."
@ 12:08tweeted, ""Listen to the new album from Robbie Williams"... I was trying to, until this ad interrupted it. #spotify ad targeting fail"
5 Nov 2009
@ 21:28tweeted, "Disk array stayed up long enough to get important data off, now I need to find 700GB of storage to put it all on."
@ 21:19tweeted, "When Data's malfunctioning, why does he go to Sick Bay and not Engineering?"
2 Nov 2009
@ 17:49tweeted, "@yauh Thanks, commenting in blogs gives different error, did you get that on main site? #mt5"
@ 17:11tweeted, "@onMovableType Thanks, appreciate all comments however good or bad! If time permits, want to release in time for MT5's official release."
@ 16:26tweeted, "@onMovableType Thanks for the shout out. Any of your own thoughts? :)"
1 Nov 2009
@ 20:42tweeted, "Wow. The public really are beyond stupid aren't they? This would never happen on American Idol. #xfactor"
@ 20:15tweeted, "Why are there no mics anywhere near that drumkit? #xfactor"
@ 20:11tweeted, "How can Louis comment on anyone being 'pretend' when he champions the twins? #xfactor"
@ 13:41tweeted, "Need a wee but wife asleep and child snoozing on my chest. Someone want to bring me a cup?"
31 Oct 2009
@ 22:46tweeted, "Freddie Mercury would not be pleased. #xfactor"
@ 22:45tweeted, "Is it louis's sperm holding up the twin's hair? #xfactor"
@ 21:06tweeted, "Wow, Craig really has been told to chill out. Or the producers are spiking his drinks #scd"
@ 00:01tweeted, "@rich_w almost guarantee it'll turn up this weekend! We did our meal prep Friday, Henry turned up Sunday. Got a tens machine?"