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            <title>New Host</title>
            <description><![CDATA[After the balls up the other day, I've been rushing to get the site transferred over to a new host and sort out the templates, something I'd been putting off for a long time.<div><br /></div><div>There's still lots to come but I've noticed some peaks in traffic and I also have a couple of articles/tips that I want to get out there.  So if you notice anything odd, please let me know, I'll be adding features back in over time.</div><div><br /></div><div>As I love <a href="http://developer.yahoo.com/yui/">YUI</a> so much, I've stuck it all over the place!  Layout is done with <a href="http://developer.yahoo.com/yui/grids/">YUI Grids CSS</a>, menu is <a href="http://developer.yahoo.com/yui/menu/">YUI Menu</a> and registered users can use the <a href="http://developer.yahoo.com/yui/editor/">YUI Rich Text Editor</a> for replies!</div><div><br /></div><div>I'm hoping to stick all the facebook features in as well, without using jQuery.  I don't like libraries that break other libraries (another reason why YUI is great!) and the fact that neither jQuery nor MooTools can make their libraries play nice, turns me off the completely.</div>]]></description>
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            <title>I&apos;ve been a fool!</title>
            <description><![CDATA[Made a classic, school-boy error last night...<div class="yui-wk-div"><br></div><div class="yui-wk-div">Was moving a movabletype installation from 2 recently decommissioned dedicated servers to a cloud hosting environment and noticed that the wonderful people at the new place allow you IP access to the MySQL servers.  "Great" I though, I can use the MySQL migration toolkit, this will be a breeze.  So I restored the backup from the dedicated servers to an intermediary server (can you see where this is going yet?) and then proceeded with the transfer.</div>]]></description>
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            <title>BBC Publish F1 Calendar as iCal</title>
            <description><![CDATA[Congrats BBC, <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/formula_one/7924151.stm" style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; color: rgb(174, 27, 19); text-decoration: underline; ">this</a> is a brilliant idea, everyone go there and tell them how wonderful an idea it is and that they should carry on doing it.  Go on, do it now, I'll wait.....<div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><br /></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">For those without iCal, here's the schedule displayed nicely on the web for you.  This should keep itself up to date, and if the BBC add the rest of the season, I'll update this page as well so bookmark it to keep up to date with the schedule.</div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><br /></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><b>UPDATE: </b>After publishing the first two races as ICS files, it seems the BBC have not done the same for China, so I will keep this as up to date as I can manually.</div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><br /></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">UPDATE 2: They've published the full season now at last! <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/formula_one/calendar/default.stm">Head over here to get your own ics</a> file, or keep referring to the below calendar, which should now have the whole season in!</div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><br /></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><br /></div> <iframe src="https://www.google.com/calendar/hosted/richardbenson.co.uk/embed?showNav=0&amp;showTabs=0&amp;showCalendars=0&amp;mode=AGENDA&amp;height=300&amp;wkst=2&amp;bgcolor=%23FFFFFF&amp;src=h83ajq5mi1b45ldfol5q9vm8lcmdskne%40import.calendar.google.com&amp;color=%23B1440E&amp;ctz=Europe%2FLondon" style=" border-width:0 " width="400" height="300" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>]]></description>
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            <title>2008 Christmas list #0000001</title>
            <description><![CDATA[Anyone out there trying to find the perfect Christmas present for me (surely you all are?) need look no further, as always, eBay has the answer.<div><br /></div><div><a href="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Full-size-replica-Roman-seige-catapult-ballista_W0QQitemZ180295129086QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item180295129086&amp;_trkparms=72:1301|39:1|66:2|65:12|240:1318&amp;_trksid=p3286.c0.m14">Full size replica Roman siege catapult</a></div><div><br /></div><div>Built for a TV special, this working Ballista weighs 12 tons and is about 7.5m high.  I'm sure for the extra £17.5k their asking to put it up, they can find a way to squeeze it into my garden.</div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 11:16:44 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[The <A title="" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk" target=_blank>BBC News</A> website had a <A title="" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7528503.stm" target=_blank>report about a new search engine</A>, Cuil (pronounced "cool"), created by ex-Googlers that claims to be better and more relvant than the big G.<BR><BR>So I did some searches on it.&nbsp; First I tried some of the keywords that I list highly on for Google and "no results found".&nbsp; After trying a few and also variations on them I was getting nowhere and so just stuck my domain in.<BR><BR>Have a look for yourself <A title="" href="http://www.cuil.com/search?q=richardbenson.co.uk" target=_blank>at the results</A>.&nbsp; That little logo next to my website has made me quite angry, I don't think <A title="" href="http://www.richardbenson.co.uk/mt/mt-search.cgi?search=scientology&amp;IncludeBlogs=3&amp;limit=20" target=_blank>I've ever even mentioned Scientology</A>, let alone use a logo that alludes to any kind of "success" within it that I may have achieved.<BR><BR>The natural thing in this case is to pop over to the <A title="" href="http://www.cuil.com/info/faqs/" target=_blank>FAQs</A> and see if there is anything I can do about it.&nbsp; Brilliant, a link to some webmaster tools.... that doesn't work and no other notice about contact.<BR><BR>First impressions count for damn near everything, and I'm certainly not going to be using Cuil or recommending it to anyone.&nbsp; In fact, so that Google can give it a good description, I'm going to link to it by saying, <A title="Useless, misleading and potentially dangerous search engine Cuil.com" href="http://www.cuil.com" target=_blank>Cuil is misleading and useless</A>.<BR><BR><STRONG>UPDATE:</STRONG> Looks like a lot of their links only work some of the times you go to them!&nbsp; Maybe if I keep trying the webmaster one will work.]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 13:31:02 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[<P>I've been making a lot of small and large changes around here, which hopefully someone will notice and appreciate other than me!&nbsp; But then I only really have this site for me anyway so it doesn't matter...</P>]]></description>
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            <title>Greatest Games of all time my arse</title>
            <description><![CDATA[Pop over to Game's website and have a look at their top 100 "greatest games of all time" list... go on... I'll wait here...<br><br><a title="" target="_blank" href="http://www.game.co.uk/greatestgames/">http://www.game.co.uk/greatestgames/</a><br><br>How many times did you say "what's that doing in there?".. I bet it was an awful lot!<br>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:53:23 +0000</pubDate>
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            <title>From There To Here - A Guide To Self-Loathing In Three Easy Steps</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<SPAN class=yui-non>Once again, FlyingRodent calls it like it is...<BR><BR>
<BLOCKQUOTE>"It's clear now that the Labour government's approach to almost all issues has been precisely the same, whether it's benefit fraud or antisocial behaviour, terrorism or smoking in public places... Matters trifling, middling or massive, the response was identical. Just point out some bastards who everyone can agree are getting up to no good and taking the piss, frame it in the nastiest way possible to get us on board, then pass some wildly disproportionate legislation granting themselves executive power to do whatever they like."</BLOCKQUOTE></SPAN><A title="" href="http://flyingrodent.blogspot.com/2008/06/from-there-to-here-guide-to-self.html" target=_blank>http://flyingrodent.blogspot.com/2008/06/from-there-to-here-guide-to-self.html</A><BR>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:59:27 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[<span class="yui-non">I was recently asked if Skype was allowed in our corporate network...again.&nbsp; Seemingly there is something in the handbook that states; "All employees must ask at least once a month if Skype is allowed".<br><br>Obviously my answer was "no", but when asked why, I thought a picture would explain better than any words could.<br></span>]]></description>
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            <title><![CDATA[&apos;MediaDefender&apos; shoot themselves in the foot]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[For those that don't know, "MediaDefender" is a company set up to 'protect' copyright holders from illegal file sharing, which they don't do by contacting people but by severe attacks on servers and ISPs they deem as breaching copyright.&nbsp; A few weeks ago they managed to heavily attack and bring down a perfectly legitimate BitTorrent tracker and the business that surrounded it.<br>]]></description>
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            <title>*Shock News*! Guildford Borough Council are money grabbing bastards</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>The images&nbsp;below are all three pages of a letter that was sent to us recently from the wonderful Guildford Borough Council.&nbsp; For those that cannot be bothered to read the whole thing, the primary focus of the letter is suggesting that residents have asked to have their roads restricted on Sundays as well as Monday - Friday.&nbsp; Since GBC introduced its controlled parking zone, it has become nearly impossible to have a guest for the weekend without giving GBC money.&nbsp; At least they could come over on a Sunday, but not if these plans come into force.&nbsp; What's worse is that even if you do get yourselft or your guest a permit, there is very little chance of you finding a space should you for some reason decide to take your car out for the day (I guess it's our own fault for having jobs).&nbsp; There is a woefully small number of spaces in all the residential roads of Guildford, especially as you get nearer the centre and none of the houses have driveways.&nbsp; Take our road for example, there are 20 odd houses and 7 residents' bays, with a further 7 bays for anyone to park up to 2 hours.&nbsp; These temporary bays happen to be right next to a pub, so you can guarantee they'll be full most of the time, leaving just the 7 residents bays for the whole street.&nbsp; So where exactly do I put my car on a Sunday, when the single yellows are also restricted?<span class="yui-non"></span></p>]]></description>
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            <description><![CDATA[<p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;">FlyingRodent collates all the news stories surrounding the Olympic protests, with some facts I can guarantee you didn't know.</p>
<blockquote dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;">
<p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;"><i><b>"Hello, Is There Anybody There?" - Burma<br><br></b>Rangoon, Burma - </i>Confusion reigned in Rangoon yesterday as the Burmese people began to ask where all that international attention had gone. <i>"Uh, hello? Is anybody there?" </i>asked the Burmese population, whose struggle for basic human rights and freedom of speech was briefly yet ecstatically popular in Britain just a few months ago. <i>"Uh, we're still here," </i>they said, collectively.</p></blockquote>
<p dir="ltr"><a href="http://flyingrodent.blogspot.com/2008/04/olympics-protest-news-round-up.html">http://flyingrodent.blogspot.com/2008/04/olympics-protest-news-round-up.html</a><br><br></p>]]></description>
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            <description><![CDATA[<p>Reminds me of quite a lot of our politicians..</p>
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            <title>The internet as a platform? Not as ISP bloodbath looms | The Register</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<blockquote dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;">
<p>"After 15 years of utopian gibberish about the "internet as a platform" that (of course) "changes everything", the pigeons are finally flying home to roost. In 2008, IP networks look less like the future of media, and more like tarpits that promise to bankrupt anyone who tries to run one. Especially the middlemen - as the distributors look like going to the wall first."</p>
<p><a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/02/20/iplayer_isps_broke/">http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/02/20/iplayer_isps_broke/</a></p></blockquote><br>]]></description>
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            <description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><a href="http://xkcd.com/386/" target="_blank"><img class="yui-img" src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png"></a><br><br><div align="left"> You can't just let someone carry on being wrong, they must be corrected, whatever the cost!  From <a href="http://www.xkcd.com">xkcd</a>.<br></div></div>]]></description>
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